just yesterday i stood at the lamppost with my umbrella in the snow.

still no sign of lucy. i'm thinking edmund's stopping her from coming back. i should probably take it up with aslan.

my parents always swore by their trusty bible, the karma sutra, to get me through life.

even i thought that this was too much of an ode to freud to pay particular attention to.

i once decided that i would grow up to be a llama. despite the inevitable truth that i was running out of time and in only three years i would become an otter, i set out to rescue myself from a life of isolation and loneliness.

my name is mathilde. i am the owl queen and my best friend is the poultry queen, emma whitehand. she can summon panthers but not unicorns even though unicorns are cooler. anyway, we decided to go shopping for rainbow dust, which you can buy with harry potter figurines. if you have hagrid (he is super rare), sometimes you get invisible rainbow dust which you can use to blind your enemies with. sometimes you are allowed to trade in your rainbow dust for peruvian darkness powder, but this act is most common with death eaters and as we all know, they are eevil, like weevils. weevils aren't good because they chew your face off so actually they are pretty bad. voldemort is like the boss of the weevils and he makes them dress up in suits sometimes. the lucky ones have sunglasses.